The HOPE NEWS TIMES is dismayed to report the tragic death of local businessman Joe the Plumber, in what appears to be the latest bizarre murder to strike the town. The article reads, "Today the city of Hope mourns the tragic loss of Joe the plumber. The 63-year-old "Proud Piper" allegedly fell victim to a bizarre murder, leaving the local police with many questions. Found wearing only his "pipe dream" pattern underwear in a bathroom that clearly needed some fixing, Joe was apparently attacked "while doing his business," bringing a new meaning to th term "foul play." Local lawman, Sheriff Skurky said: "We've hit upon dark days when a man can't sit at his throne in peace."
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