Let’s put aside our Battlefields, Call of Dutys and FIFAs for the moment and talk about this certain title here. What’s so special about it you ask? Well, apparently it’s about getting laid, and, more precisely, getting into a threesome (as if we just can’t get enough of that from our daily dose of TV and movies).
The Cards Against Humanity creators have teamed up with developers Doug Wilson of Johann Sebastian Joust and SpellTower Zach Gage of SpellTower to create something that’s apparently called Clusterfuck, a card game about getting into a threesome with your buddies. Wow!
“Welcome to the sex party. Your goal tonight is to score three times or have one unforgettable threesome,” the official description for the game states.
But how exactly does the game pan out in reality? Well, the game, according to the developing team, “played in two phases. First, players go around the table and pass each other sexy notes. Once each player has passed notes, everyone closes their eyes and points to the people they want to hook up with one or both hands.”
Next, once a player has been satisfied with the come-ons he or she has received, they announce "my body is ready!" and that’s where phase two kicks offs.
“Then, everyone opens their eyes. If two players are exclusively pointing to each other, they score, and each gets one point. If three players are all pointing to one another and forming a threesome they each get three points for their feat of sexual teamwork,” the description for the game adds.
“The first player (or players) to get three or more points wins the game. A successful threesome immediately ends the game, just like Quidditch.”
While the game has been created in, let’s say, good spirit and just for the sake of some fun, it is highly advisable that you DON’T take the game literally and start asking random passer-bys if they want to sleep with you since you won a card game. Chances are that you’ll get thrashed (let alone turning down your request) and probably even end up spending the night with cops, if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. And that’s a not a fun weekend now, is it?
As of now, Clusterfuck can be downloaded for free as part of the Cards Against Humanity team's 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit promotion where you receive a bunch of absolute trash from the devs.
