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Hot off the Presses - Latest Edition of Hope News Times Adds to 47's Bodycount in Hitman: Absolution

The HOPE NEWS TIMES reports all the latest goings-on from Hope, South Dakota. This edition has more bad news for the local residents. Will they ever find out what's really going on?

"The friendly town of Hope remains traumatized in the wake of a shoot-out at a local social club. According to police, 14 innocent men were found riddled with bullets in what seems to be an unprecedented display of firearm accuracy. No gunshots were heard during the reported time of teh event, and the preliminary ballistics report implies the entire ordeal may have ocurred in a matter of seconds. Addressing the public at today's small press conference, Sheriff Skurky warned "I don't care if we're hunting a ghost. Whoever this silent assassin is, he'll eventually have to face me!"

HOPE NEWS TIMES is a weekly publication reporting the latest news from Hope, South Dakota, and reveals a brand new chapter in Hitman: Absolution.

The paper most recently reported on the death of Joe the Plumber, who was found in a dilapidated bathroom. For additional Hope level assets, or to catch the latest edition of the HOPE NEWS TIMES, please visit Hitman's facebook page.

Hitman: Absolution will be out for PS3, PC, and XBox360 in the US, November 20th later this year.

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