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Hearthstone Launches On Android Tablets This Week; And You Thought You Were Safe From Blizzard's Latest Addiction!

No Escape For Android Users: Hearthstone Out On Android Tablets This Week

And then they came for the Android tablet users, and I said nothing, because I was not an Android tablet user. The addictive scourge known as Hearthstone has been soft launched onto another market. There are fewer and fewer ways to avoid Blizzard’s new CCG now.

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Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft and its expansions Curse of Naxxramas and Goblins vs Gnomes have been released onto Android tablets for users in Canada, Australia and New Zealand. A worldwide rollout is expected later this week. Consider those three countries to be ‘testing grounds’ akin to the Bikini Atoll. Blizzard needs to make sure this weapon works before releasing it upon the general public.

Like a drug dealer offering free tastes (which is an urban legend by the way), Blizzard will reward you for downloading Hearthstone onto your Android tablet with a free Classic card pack. It’s free! It’s harmless. What harm could possibly come from downloading the game? No one’s hurt and I don’t “have” to spend money to enjoy it.

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Oh, but you will pay Android users. You will pay more than you can imagine.

The game is linked to your battle.net account, so your progress and decks will be transferred across all platforms.

You thought you were safe. The infestation will soon be complete. I have Hearthstone. I love Hearthstone. It was on my Top 10 of the year. But for now, Hearthstone remains a sometimes food. One I have to bust out my bulky laptop to play. But one day, they will come for the iPhone users and I, too, will be taken away.

And I am both excited and terrified by that horrendous and beautiful prospect. Until then, godspeed Android users. You poor, poor souls.

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