If you have somehow managed to have played every single possible permutation (10^40, adjusted for 6 players) of Cards Against Humanity because a) you exist outside of space and time and b) are apparently just terrible, your long twilight struggle is over. The Fifth official expansion to everyone's favorite party game is now available.
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The new expansion adds 100 cards to the already robust line up of horrible madlibs. Players get 75 new white cards, with such answers as 'Butt stuff.' and 'Blowjobs for everyone!', and 25 new black cards featuring gems like 'I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ____'.
Additionally, severely twisted individuals who do not belong in polite society may also make up their own ways to plumb the depths of human inhumanity. The set also comes with 12 blank cards, 8 white and 4 black. Obviously, the first card I'm making is GamerGate. The second is, of course, The Fappening. All of life's problems, so succinctly stated.
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The expansion costs $10 and you can order it right here from the official website.
The developers are particularly proud of this and they claim that it's some of their finest writing yet. I am not sure if they should be proud of that. Sure, it makes you laugh, but...I am so confused right now.
Max Temkin and other CAH creators have recently launched a Kickstarter campaign for their Wild West shootout game Slap .45. You can check that out here, but not before getting a quick round of CAH in on your lunch break.
Haha, just kidding. There are no quick rounds of CAH.
