A soda drinking simulator? Damn skippy! Soda Drinker Pro is here, baby! Cancel all other pre-orders!
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Will Brierly is a hero. He looked at the gaming landscape, saw a morass of grey-brown shooters filled with stubbly soldiers, scantily clad assassins managing to avoid detection dressed in gossamer whisps, and automobile racing as far as the eye could see and... he created something the world needed. Soda Drinker Pro.
Soda Drinker Pro started out aiming for a modest $15 stretch goal on its Kickstarter. Now it has made 166 times that. We can only rejoice for this refreshing wind to be blowing through the gaming landscape. I know that not just myself but many of my gaming brethren are slaves to the alluring temptations of Dr. Pepper, Vanilla Coke or the Dreaded Dew. Brierly has ended our troubles, friends. A sweet ersatz experience beckons our sugar-craving bodies with digital delights. With stunning HD graphics and a never-before-seen labial collision detector, Soda Drinker Pro is about to blow the FPS (First Person Soda) community away.
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In all seriousness, though, the real project these guys at Snowrunner Games seem to want to fund is Vivian Clark, a really odd looking... platformer?- I can't quite decide what it is based on the trailer- that is actually a hidden mode in Soda Drinker Pro.
But there's worse ways to call attention to your quirky little indie project than by making a big joke Kickstarter! Check out the trailer below and tell us what impression Vivian Clark leaves on you guys. Personally, I'm intrigued. More like this, please!
