Normally, this sort of thing happens a little bit closer to a game's release, and with Spiders' RPG not set to hit PlayStation 3, 4, and Xbox 360 'til May, this list is unexpected to say the least. Still, we'll take it when we can get it.
You can check out the list below courtesy of Xbox Achievements, and the usual spoiler warnings apply:
...the harder they fall - You have bested Lord Blackfrost himself!
A fulfilled elf - You have shown Rhelmar he can count on you.
And I don't throw things away - You've learned to recycle objects that you no longer need, instead of throwing them away.
At the lady's service - You have made the effort to respond to all of Edwen's demands. She even thanked you....once.
Beasted - You have bested a Juggernaut... and that's just the beginning!
Blacksmith - You have learned the secrets of improving weapons and armour.
Bloody hell - You have killed 50 enemies with a dagger. People often talk about you to frighten small children.
Buffalo - As a good veteran, you have managed to complete Bound by Flame under difficult conditions.
Captain - As a worthy Captain, you have completed Bound by Flame under the most extreme conditions.
Chivalrandy - Randval has abandoned his deathwish while succumbing to your charms. Double whammy!
Chrysalid - You have played the poison card more than 50 times. It works every time.
Craftsmanship - Congratulations! With all the objects you have made, you could open up a store.
Erudite love - Responding both to your kindness, and your advances, the ravishing Sybil has the hots for you.
Farewell my Concubine - Your aggressive stance on polygamy has taken its first victim in Blackfrost's entourage.
Firestarter - Skill after skill, you have truly mastered the art of playing with fire.
First come, first served - Knowing that no one would argue with you, you have looted 20 chests.
First steps - You have upgraded your first skill, and improved your chances of survival at the same time.
General demoted - You have slain a Deadwalker General and saved the village of Valvenor from a massacre.
Hawk - You have reached the end of Bound by Flame. Not bad, for a scout.
Humanist - You have controlled the inner voice and taken care to preserve your humanity until the end.
I'm on fire - You have transformed your enemies into flaming torches 50 times. They have probably got the message.
Ice breaker - You have melted Edwen's frosty facade. Or at least, she checks you out when you're not looking.
It's a trap! - You like setting booby-traps and they work. More than twenty have already fallen to them.
Just a slaughter - With 150 victims, you are officially the bane of the Deadwalkers.
Just a warm-up - You learn to use your weapons. 25 people have already done so before you.
Just a warning - You had earned the curiosity of the Ice Lords. 75 kills later, you have their attention.
Master at arms - There is no better warrior than you in all of Vertiel. Even among the Freeborn Blades.
Master Ranger - The Ranger skills hold no more secrets for you.
Mercenary - Either for love of your fellow human or simple greed, you have accomplished your 20th side quest.
Patron - You proved yourself a guardian of the seekers of knowledge by fulfilling all of Sybil's missions.
Psycho killer - You have slain enough victims with an axe to fuel urban legends for centuries to come.
Purifying fire - You decided that there was nothing left of Vertiel to save, and taken extreme measures.
Quite a hammering - You have slain or re-slain more than 50 enemies with a warhammer. That is rather violent.
Romance with pointy ears - You have bested Rhelmar at his own game: The ladykiller Elf has a crush on you.
Sacrifice - Your heroic actions have saved Vertiel…and you have paid with your own life.
Shot your bolt - Thanks to you, 50 crossbow bolts have found a new home in your enemies' flesh.
Sword it out - 49 enemies killed with a sword. You crossed the line...and then some.
The one and only Lord - You have stripped the Ice Lords of their power and taken control of Vertiel.
Unleash the Beast - To hell with humanity, even your own: you have decided that the power is worth the sacrifice.
Vulture - You have learned the habit of looting the bodies of fallen enemies. That's war for you...
Without fear, without reproach - You have helped Randval resolve all of his personal problems...well, most of them anyway.
