Sure, the game was crap, but after seeing Dead Island's remarkably touching and haunting trailer we never thought we would have another that would affect us as much. But here comes the launch trailer for Goat Simulator. What did we do to deserve such majesty? Right from the first shot you can tell that you're in a magical territory and by the end you will be shedding tears at the sheer beauty.
Who knew there was such a thing in the world? It's one of those days where it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this goat trailer is just dancing with us, like a little kid begging us to play with it. For one minute. Today I realized that there's this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wants us to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. A launch trailer's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember. Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Goat Simulator hits April 1st. It's not an April Fool's joke, it's really happening.
I really don't have any more words, I'm crying right now and my tears are getting into my keyboard. Just enjoy.