Like so many 'Nam vets know, spend enough time in the jungle, and it'll change you. The wild wastes away all the basic concepts we hold dear that keep civilization going, like how we shouldn't somersault into some poor lady whose only crime was stomping grapes. Even Jane Goodall had to resist throwing her own poop when she finally returned from all those years studying primates. OK, that's a lie, but to Blanka's credit, Goodall never learned some beastly capoeira, or how to generate an electric current through her body.
Street Fighter has something of a history of celebrating dickery, like that poor guy's car we all demolished just to get the high score on a bonus stage, or spamming moves over, and over, and over...
However, the guy who refuses to stop flinging hadoukens will have to give up his ass of the year award to a new competitor, the green skinned world warrior who calls the jungle of Brazil home.
YouTuber ParodiePub.fr took some of the net's most infamous "fail" videos, sprinkled in a few new ones here and there, and using to technological wizardry, inserted the electrifying savage to wreak digital havoc. Blanka causes mayhem on the streets, beaches, highways, playgrounds, no place is truly safe (he especially hates weddings). Two videos show how damaging even some of Blanka's most basic moves are when used on anyone who can't flash kick like a real American.
After two videos all his own went viral, Blanka needed a partner. But who else would want to get in on such trickery? Here's a hint: he can stretch like Mr. Fantastic and rocks a lotus position while he floats in mid-air - Dhalsim. Sure, he may come across as something of a terrifying Agni-Gandhi amalgamation, but really, he just wants to have fun like the rest of us. But good-natured ribbing is hard to pull off for a man rocking a skull necklace and the ability to spit fire.
Dhalsim tears up a monster truck rally, creepily interrupts a wedding, and sets a man on fire, celebrating with some wicked dance moves while the man stops, drops, and rolls. Exactly where's that on the path to enlightenment?
You can see the two in action in the three clips below, definitely good for a chuckle.