All my dreams are coming true, courtesy of Zen Studios. Now I can play solitaire in "three beautiful 3D environments!" Coming to Nintendo eShop August 2, 3D Solitaire features "easy pick-up-and-play action." If you've ever wanted to play the timeless, action packed, fast paced game of Solitaire against the backdrop of a fish tank, not only is this game for you, but your life is pretty sad.
According to Nintendo's own game overview, "3D Solitaire for the Nintendo 3DS brings the classic game of Solitaire to beautiful stereoscopic 3D environments. 3D Solitaire stacks the deck in three beautiful 3D environments! Players can unlock a user photo mode allowing them to use their own pictures as backgrounds for the game for a more customized look. 3D Solitaire can be played on the top screen in brilliant 3D or on the touch screen with the stylus for a more hands-on approach. Unlock rewards and play in two different modes for a fun solitaire experience fit for all ages and skill levels."
Make sure to use parental controls so inimitable children won't be easily influenced by some of 3D Solitaire's more adult themes.
There's more too. 3D Solitiare also features 4 different card suits, and a staggering 52 cards! Oh, RAPTURE!