We are only a few short weeks out until the release of computer-killing fantasy epic title, The Witcher III: Wild Hunt. Now seems to be the perfect time to unleash a horde of swag upon the world.
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Internet nerd site Merchandise Monkey has a small range of Witcher-inspired t-shirts, plus an official strategy guide. Rare for a game to release one of those, but since this is a dyed in the wool single player affair (a how many player affair?), it makes sense. Of course, you could just go and get lost in the world. It's not like a) the world isn't one of the biggest things ever put onto a game and b) could take you anywhere from 25 to 200 hours to complete.
Heck, there are two editions: a regular Prima one, and the collector's edition official guide.
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"As the street date of Witcher 3 approaches anticipation is reaching fever pitch for it. We're very excited to be able to present these products to our customers - the feedback we've already had on these designs has been fantastic. We can't wait to get them out there." said an anonymous Merchandise Monkey representative.
He went on to add, "The 2015 schedule is really taking shape now with high-profile releases stacking up one after another. We can't wait to show everyone what's next up our sleeve."
The Witcher III: Wild Hunt hits beefy, absurdly powerful PCs and low grade Xbox Ones and PS4s on May 19. Prepare yourselves, and head over to the Merchandise Monkey site to pick up some gear.