How To Survive Online Gaming

It's a daily problem most new gamers have when booting up Halo, Left 4 Dead or even Team Fortress 2. Their eyes are filled wth visions of ownage and pwning other n00bs, but they're quickly replaced with their own Spartan's constant demise by someone whose gamertag is a mixture of letters, numbers and capitalization from the mid-90s. That's where the fine Austin lads from Roose Teeth have come together to help train you in the art of the elite haxx0r gamer.

By learning how to play the "Red Vs. Blue" way, which involves the cast of Rooster Teeth's seminal and dare we say awesome machinima show that evolved from griefing jokes to a legitimate plot, you'll never be fragged again. You might get headshot'ed way too often. Or there's a good chance you'll find yourself playing increasingly desperate games of HORSE.It also doesn't hurt to see that even the basics of making "BEST COMMENT THREAD EVEAR :3" will always require an emoji. 

It's just how we do it on the Internet.