Guys, I am here today to tell you about this little sci-fi movie you probably haven't heard of. It's about a group of kids who are forced to murder one another for sport.
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It's called Battle Roya-oh, wait, it's called Hunger Games. Just this little indie movie that made a few bucks. Nothing big or anything.
Mockingjay: Part I - as thorough a first act as any movie - came out last November. Part II arrives this November. Lionsgate is going to make sure you don't go a day without any new Hunger Games information. No matter how big or small, they will remind you that one of the biggest blockbuster franchises has a new movie coming out. Because nobody will be going to see it if they don't relentlessly beat you down with information.
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Which is not to say we are not looking forward to Mockingjay: Part II, but a logo? Just a logo, that's all you got for us? Star Wars had the decency to at least show us some actual footage from its teaser, and that was over a year away from its release. The new 'teaser'...I guess, will be playing in front of Insurgent this weekend. It's very reminiscent of the original Dark Knight teaser, don't you think?
Do you know who absolutely does not need reminding that the final chapter of The Hunger Games is coming out?
People who are going to see Insurgent. They have that marked on their calendars. If tickets were available right now, they'd own them already. Now they also have a fancy new poster to hang on their walls, or at least put on the background of their computer.
At least Lionsgate didn't opt to tease us with a brief glimpse at the Mockingjay's beak (a road we will surely go down sooner or later). And I must applaud them on their evolution of the bird slowly breaking free from its confine - a fitting symbol for the series as a whole. Still, a teaser is meant to tease and consider us all titillated.
Remember, remember, the twentieth of November. The Mockingjay teaser and plot...