Ready the floss. Candy Crush Soda Saga has gotten a new and sugary patch for that sweet tooth of yours.
The update brings you the untold story of how the Candy Kingdom became awash in soda. We are pretty sure it was not because the denizens of the realm were sinful bigots and the gods on high decided to drown them in sugary, goopy syrup.
The new episode, Soda Splash, adds 15 levels to the game, giving you a cool 300 to play around with while waiting for your dentist to be ready for you. The update adds some mischievous Candy Bears raiding a local jam factory. It's up to you - as a Yeti - to stop them.
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Moving away from the digital world to the real one, our friends across the Pond can celebrate their Mother's Day - which is this Friday, March 13 - by popping into the Hummingbird Bakery's Soho and Spitalsfield branches in London to receive free some free, Candy Crush Soda-inspired cupcakes.
From noon GMT until supplies run out, stop in and show that you have downloaded the game onto your iOS or Android device and receive one free cupcake, which you will then gladly give to your mum because she's put up with you for the last twenty five years.
Dear King, may we get some kind of similar promotion here in the states? I am about a stone's throw away from Magnolia Bakery, and we wouldn't even have the cupcake/sweet revolution if it weren't for that place.
Download Candy Crush Soda Saga on your devices today, it's entirely free.