The madpeople behind Cards Against Humanity are at it again. Last year they presented their Holiday Bullshit deal, which asked for $12 in exchange for 12 days worth of random presents. It was a huge success (cricically, if not financially) and it's back again this year. The holidays have changed though, mostly because Santa is dead.
So they claim, at least- they haven't provided any evidence either way. From their official release-
"CHICAGO, Il. - Santa Claus, beloved holiday mascot, died Sunday of complications from obesity-related illness. He was 1,744 years old.
Mr. Claus became famous for delivering gifts to children by gaining entry into their homes, eating their baked goods, and leaving without a trace. He is survived by his wife, Mrs. Claus, and eight reindeer that have been sold at auction to the Los Angeles Zoo.
Remembered as a jovial old man and corporate icon, Mr. Claus' death prompted an outpouring of condolences from celebrities and world leaders. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said, 'I guess we'll all celebrate Kwanzaa this year. Wait…how many days is Kwanzaa?'"
So now, head to https://www.holidaybullshit.com. For $15 of your hard-earned cash they will mail you ten different presents over ten different days, and also ask you what kind of animal you would most want to have sex with.
Last year those brave enough to give their address to the company recevied not only multiple Holiday-themed card packs, coal, and web comics commissioned and printed out as a funnies pages, they also gave you a personalized Cards Against Humanity card with your very own name on it, which was easily worth the price of admission alone.
Oh, and they donated $100,000 to charity or something.
Get on this fast- they're already going and once they're sold out they won't do this deal again.... at least until next year.