Bookmaker Paddy Power and developers of the zombie action title Dying Light have come together to give you the odds on Suarez biting another player in the return from his lengthy ban, including the chances he causes a zombie outbreak. They've also given you the image above, which is really worth the collaboration on its own.
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As any who tuned in to this summer's World Cup will know (and likely even those who didn't heard about it), Suarez received a four month club, nine international game ban for biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini during a match. It was not the first time Suarez bit an opponent, but this suspension and track record did not stop FC Barcelona from purchasing the world class talent for €81 million when the World Cup concluded.
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The ban comes to an end this weekend, naturally, in the largest club matchup in world football: El Clásico, the name given to any game between Spanish giants Barcelona and Real Madrid. Below are the betting odds for Suarez biting a player, including who he will bite (the aggressive Pepe is the most likely candidate) and on what part of the body. Paddy Power's brand often employs humor like this, while Dying Light (out for PC, Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS4, and PS3 this January) isn't exactly the most light-hearted game. Here are your betting odds:
When will Suarez bite a player?
100/1 0.01 to 23.00 minutes
33/1 23.01 to end of first half
25/1 Start of second half to 68.00 minutes
25/1 68.01 minutes to final whistle
Where will Suarez bite a player?
33/1 Arm
33/1 Shoulder
40/1 Leg
40/1 Hand
50/1 Back
100/1 Foot
Specials
40/1 To bite the referee during play
25/1 To bite a team mate during play
Zombie Special
500/1 To start a zombie viral biting outbreak
Which player will Suarez bite?
50/1 Pepe
66/1 S Ramos
66/1 R Varane
80/1 C Ronaldo
80/1 G Bale
80/1 T Kroos
80/1 Marcelo
80/1 S Khedira
80/1 F Nacho
80/1 K Benzema
80/1 J Hernandez
80/1 J Rodriguez
80/1 Isco
80/1 L Modric
80/1 A Illarramendi
100/1 Lionel Messi
100/1 S Busquets
100/1 D Alves